Number Ten -
"Bogarting the girl all night, not giving us rests and water breaks, then wondering why we can't keep up with your 'brilliant moves.' Get in our good books with rests and give us water!"
Number Nine -
"Using Bachata to see how "far you can go" in one song. In the real world it's called sexual assault!"
Number Eight -
"Treating us like so many heads of cattle to 'dance' their way through. Saying Hi, walking us off the floor after the dance, thanking us for the dance goes a long way!"
Number Seven -
"Using the dance floor as a speed dating service or to get hooked-up! Want my number? 1-800-GET-STUFFD!"
Number Six -
"Getting spun, run, dipped and dropped into next week, and it's only two bars into the song! We're here to dance and have fun, not to showcase your ego or win the World Salsa Championships."
Number Five -
"Using us as foreplay in Bachata. It's a dance. If we want to hook-up, you will be the first to know! Keep your hands where we can see 'em!"
Number Four -
"Totally ignoring the girl you are dancing with as you check out the other girls in the room. The grass ain't' any greener over there, fella! Look over here! Yeah! Here! And Smile!"
Number Three -
"Flinging us around the room like pinballs - bouncing us off other women and couples! Ouch! Dance on your square guys!"
Number Two -
"Using us as a martial arts sparring partners. Don't break our hands and arms with rough bone crushing leads! Salsa ain't Kung Fu Fighting!"
And, the Number One Thing Guys Do On the Dance Floor That Girls Hate"
"Pressing your sweat soaked bodies against our clean and dry selves. EEEW!"
